The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
