Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Randomize
