i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
home. puking in laundry basket.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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