Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
why is half of my head shaved?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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