Your dad touched me again.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Help me help you realize you are a moron
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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