They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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