Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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