hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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