I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i don't like sucking hair
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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