I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
