i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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