Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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