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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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