your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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