I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just googled if crying burns calories
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I AM VODKA MAN
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
