no. you can't hotbox the world.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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