I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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