remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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