Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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