Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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