Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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