Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
