So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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