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Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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