so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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