I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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