the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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