Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think people are normalizing furries
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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