: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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