what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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