I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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