i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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