Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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