Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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