I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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