He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
