i don't like sucking hair
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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