People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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