he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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