Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
one two three fourrrrnication!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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