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(248): View more from Michigan

it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

What?

(248): View more from Michigan

..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Details.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week

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(250): View more from British Columbia

We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love

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(972): View more from Texas

Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend

(972): View more from Texas

Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!

(214): View more from Texas

I thought you were asking for a friend

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