everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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