who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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