3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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