Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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