That's intense
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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