my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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