i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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