:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
