Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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