2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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